why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t
Omg the caption
LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
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today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
(Source: likeasolarfire)
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THROW IN A QUICK LOAD OF LAUNDRY AND HAD THE LIVING PISS SCARED OUT OF ME WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER
Blackmail//the-tenth-will-see-you-now
Text: Oh well, now. Look what I found.
Text: Where did you find this!?
Text: I have my sources. Shall I send it to your friend Michelle? :)
