officialsonic06:

happy birthday fingers in his ass

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seelcudoom:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

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roach-works:
“promethazines:
“ shyriadracnoir:
“How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
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they beat Jesus with that
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congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with...

roach-works:

promethazines:

shyriadracnoir:

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

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chadchadington-deactivated20240:

chadchadington-deactivated20240:

chadchadington-deactivated20240:

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You’re daily reminder to work out today kings. You can do it!

Workout today if you didn’t tomorrow

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